Number 32 – They propagated their convoluted system of measurement around the globe

It's true that Britain invented a very confusing system of weights and measures, however as Mr Grasse points out, we switched to metric in 1965. The main gripe Mr Grasse seems to have is that America has not yet switched, do something about it then, stop twittering on about how backward our country is when, quite obviously, we accept change a lot easier than our friends in the States.